The Experiment
At precisely the wrong moment, a cask of liqueur, a cart of Jell‑O, and an alien energy source met on the threshold of Room 438. Step through the doorway into the wreckage: shattered consoles, warning placards, suspiciously glowing samples, and improvised safety tape mark where the universe pushed back. During the convention, the lab goes mobile, roaming from room to room with a cooler full of Jell-O shots between 9 PM and after midnight on Friday and Saturday.
Cocktail Menu
Jell‑O–based xenobiological analysis, calibrated for maximum fandom and minimum timeline damage. Names and core concepts adapted from the official Alien Peril cocktail sheet, Star City Labs, Big Lick, Earth.
- 1. 12d6 Fireball – Cherry Jell‑O and Fireball
- 2. TARDIS Fuel – Ocean Blue Sonic Jello and Curaçao Liqueur
- 3. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster – Lemon Jell‑O and citron vodka
- 4. Elbow Sex – Wild berry Jell‑O and whipped vodka
- 5. Han Shot First – Black cherry Jell‑O and melon liqueur
- 6. Dagobah Cherry Slime – Lime Jell‑O and cherry vodka
- 7. Do Creamsicles Dream of Electric Sheep? – Orange Jell‑O and whipped vodka
- 8. Fhloston Paradise – Strawberry Jell‑O and whipped vodka
- 9. Duncan Idaho Memorial Atomics – Black Cherry Jell‑O and spiced rum
- 10. It's… Green – Coconut rum and lime Jell‑O
- 11. Black Magic – Berry and Grape Jell-O with vodka
- 12. Delayed Blast Fireball – Sour Apple Jell‑O and Fireball
- 13. Painkiller – Pineapple Jell‑O, Spiced Rum, Coconut Rum, and Orange Liqueur
- A. Romulan Ale – Blue raspberry Jell‑O and banana liqueur
- B. Green Slime – Watermelon Jell‑O and melon liqueur
- Roswell Probe Shared Specimen – Sailor Jerry's rum, melon and banana liqueur, pineapple juice
Recipe Details
1. 12d6 Fireball
- Cherry Jell‑O and Fireball; save for half damage.
2. TARDIS Fuel
- Ocean Blue Sonic Jello and Curaçao Liqueur; This shot is bigger on the inside.
3. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
- Lemon Jell‑O and citron vodka; like having your brains smashed out by tiny citrus hammers.
4. Elbow Sex
- Wild berry Jell‑O, and whipped vodka; Let's do the time warp again...
5. Han Shot First
- Black cherry Jell‑O and melon liqueur; blaster marks not included.
6. Dagobah Cherry Slime
- Lime Jell‑O and cherry vodka; chewy swamp vibes, cherry‑limeade payoff.
7. Do Creamsicles Dream of Electric Sheep?
- Orange Jell‑O and whipped vodka; nostalgic, surreal, and a little bit rainy in the head.
8. Fhloston Paradise
- Strawberry Jell‑O and whipped vodka; a pretty shot in memory of a lovely resort.
9. Duncan Idaho Memorial Atomics
- Black Cherry Jell‑O and spiced rum; powerful enough for sandworms and room parties alike.
10. It's… Green
- Coconut rum and lime Jell‑O; powerful enough to drop a Kelvan and spark starship nostalgia.
11. Black Magic
- Berry and Grape Jell-O with vodka; dark magic made into a shot.
12. Delayed Blast Fireball
- Sour Apple Jell‑O and Fireball; first it's sour then it explodes. No save.
13. Painkiller
- Pineapple Jell‑O, Spiced Rum, Coconut Rum, and Orange Liqueur; Whatever pain you're feeling will stop after a couple of these.
A. Romulan Ale
- Blue raspberry Jell‑O and banana liqueur; still not approved for Starfleet functions, glowing due to the most recent failed experiment.
B. Green Slime
- Watermelon Jell‑O and melon liqueur; The direct result of the last failed experiment, it glows, tasty but lifechanging.
Availability depends on supply levels and how badly the last batch warped local reality.
Roswell Probe Shared Specimen
- Sailor Jerry's rum, melon and banana liqueur, pineapple juice; rumored to be a "weather balloon," obviously alien tech.
Like the aliens themselves this is available for a limited time.
Lab Personnel
These are the poor souls responsible for signing off on the risk assessment and restocking the Jell‑O.
Sean
Designs the Alien Peril protocol, runs the containment briefings, and insists everything is "within acceptable risk tolerance."
Lou Ann
Rapid deployment specialist for emergency Jell‑O distribution and tactical beverage management.
Activities & Awards
Alien Peril has once again escaped its single room, but the chaos inside still wants a trophy. Help nudge the timeline toward "best roaming lab party" by helping us win our third Ravenconnie.
Roaming Lab Crash Experience
- Look for the guy with the lab coat or the beautiful redhead with the portable cooler.
- Help us document your exposure to experimental fluids.
RavenConnie Aspirations
- Alien Peril has its eyes on the sacred award, the RavenConnie; we thrive on trophies, your vote keeps the program funded.
- Come get a ballot from us and fill in your name and badge number.