The Experiment
At precisely the wrong moment, a cask of liqueur, a cart of Jell‑O, and an alien energy source met on the threshold of Room 438. Step through the doorway into the wreckage: shattered consoles, warning placards, suspiciously glowing samples, and improvised safety tape mark where the universe pushed back.
Cocktail Menu
Jell‑O–based xenobiological analysis, calibrated for maximum fandom and minimum timeline damage. Names and core concepts adapted from the official Alien Peril cocktail sheet, Star City Labs, Big Lick, Earth.
1. 12d6 Fireball
- Cherry Jell‑O and Fireball; save for half damage.
2. TARDIS Fuel
- Ocean Blue Sonic Jello and Curaçao Liqueur; This shot is bigger on the inside.
3. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
- Lemon Jell‑O and citron vodka; like having your brains smashed out by tiny citrus hammers.
4. Elbow Sex
- Wild berry Jell‑O, and whipped vodka; Let's do the time warp again...
5. Han Shot First
- Black cherry Jell‑O and melon liqueur; blaster marks not included.
6. Dagobah Cherry Slime
- Lime Jell‑O and cherry vodka; chewy swamp vibes, cherry‑limeade payoff.
7. Do Creamsicles Dream of Electric Sheep?
- Orange Jell‑O and whipped vodka; nostalgic, surreal, and a little bit rainy in the head.
8. Fhloston Paradise
- Strawberry Jell‑O and whipped vodka; a pretty shot in memory of a lovely resort.
9. Duncan Idaho Memorial Atomics
- Black Cherry Jell‑O and spiced rum; powerful enough for sandworms and room parties alike.
10. It's… Green
- Coconut rum and lime Jell‑O; powerful enough to drop a Kelvan and spark starship nostalgia.
11. Black Magic
- Berry and Grape Jell-O with vodka; dark magic made into a shot.
12. Delayed Blast Fireball
- Sour Apple Jell‑O and Fireball; first it's sour then it explodes. No save.
13. Painkiller
- Pineapple Jell‑O, Spiced Rum, Coconut Rum, and Orange Liqueur; Whatever pain you're feeling will stop after a couple of these.
A. Romulan Ale
- Blue raspberry Jell‑O and banana liqueur; still not approved for Starfleet functions, glowing due to the most recent failed experiment.
B. Green Slime
- Watermelon Jell‑O and melon liqueur; The direct result of the last failed experiment, it glows, tasty but lifechanging.
Availability depends on supply levels and how badly the last batch warped local reality.
Roswell Probe Shared Specimen
- Sailor Jerry's rum, melon and banana liqueur, pineapple juice; rumored to be a "weather balloon," obviously alien tech.
Like the aliens themselves this is available for a limited time.
SHLARP: The Return
Alien Peril proudly signals the return of SHLARP at MystiCon. Join the chaos, then stagger back to Room 438 for post‑mission debriefing.
Click the artwork for details on SHLARP at MystiCon, then come compare war stories over experimental Jell‑O.
Lab Personnel
These are the poor souls responsible for signing off on the risk assessment and restocking the Jell‑O.
Sean
Designs the Alien Peril protocol, runs the containment briefings, and insists everything is "within acceptable risk tolerance."
Lou Ann
Rapid deployment specialist for emergency Jell‑O distribution and tactical beverage management.
Susie
Tunes the soundtrack from spacewave to danceable disaster and calls out impromptu "all hands" shot rounds.
Punkie
Manages the cyborg detecting canine, checks IDs, and knows exactly how many pizza rolls are left.
Candy
Engages the subjects in scintillating conversation.
Brian
Develop new cocktail formulas, test glowing Jell‑O consistency, and document reactions for science.
Activities & Awards
Alien Peril might be contained to a single room, but the chaos inside still wants a trophy. Help nudge the timeline toward "best room party."
Lab Crash Experience
- Explore the wrecked lab set dressing, glowing canisters, and ominous warning signs.
- Collect glow swag and "field notes" documenting your exposure to experimental fluids.
MystiCup Aspirations
- Alien Peril has its eyes on the sacred chalice, the MystiCup; we thrive on trophies, your vote keeps the program funded.
- Look for QR codes or ballot links near the bar in Room 438 to log your support.
Punkadyne Labs
Alien Peril at MystiCon is partially sponsored by Punkadyne Labs. Blame them for at least 37% of the experiments.